Clark Stanley's Van Racer

CLARK STANLEY'S VAN RACER "THE STRONGEST AND BEST RACER KNOWN FOR PAIN AND LAMENESS... GOOD FOR MAN AND BEAST... IS GOOD FOR EVERYTHING A RACER OUGHT TO BE GOOD FOR." ABOUT Holy crap, go over 240 mph in a minivan. Race against 15 other minivans. Race against a friend in split-screen mode. Hopefully your computer's powerful enough to run this at 30 frames per second. I wish I were joking. Created for the Grid Grind Jam at Glorious Trainwrecks, combining the elements "van," "garden," and "Clark Stanley." This game originally came to me in a dream - a 2.5d racing game like F-Zero or Super Mario Kart, but with minivans. "This could be hilarious," I thought. I was right. Windows only. CREDITS Paul Schroeder made the music. It's great! He's got a Twitter. The game's soundtrack is on Bandcamp. I also have a Twitter. I have a website with more games on it too. Thank you Gisbrecht for the transparent Clark Stanley cutout! CONTROLS WASD to move player 1 Arrow keys to move player 2 Enter/space to confirm choices in the menu Esc to quit