His Nibs

Charles 'Chic' Sale

Theo. Bender (segment "His Nibs")

Colleen Moore

The Girl

Joseph J. Dowling

The Girl's Father (as Joseph Dowling)

J.P. Lockney

Old Sour Apples

Lydia Yeamans Titus

The Boy's Mother

Walt Whitman

The Boy's Father

Harry Edwards

First Villain